Friday, March 28

Comedy

Labour MP Duncan Webb Claims “Strong Zionist Lobby” Comment Was In Reference To An Eye-Catching Hotel Foyer
Comedy, Satire

Labour MP Duncan Webb Claims “Strong Zionist Lobby” Comment Was In Reference To An Eye-Catching Hotel Foyer

Labour MP Duncan Webb has stirred the pot yet again, this time with a surprising clarification. Addressing recent backlash over his comments concerning a “strong Zionist lobby,” Webb insisted that his remarks were entirely misunderstood. “I wasn’t talking about politics,” he announced with a pained smile during an impromptu press briefing. “I was reminiscing about […]

Swarbrick Slams Released Israeli Hostages For “Body-Positive Insensitivity”
Comedy, Satire

Swarbrick Slams Released Israeli Hostages For “Body-Positive Insensitivity”

Green Party co-leader Chloe Swarbrick has launched a scathing critique of the recently freed Israeli hostages, alleging their emaciated appearances are a deliberate affront to the global body-positive movement. “These individuals, despite what they will tell you of their ordeal*, have irresponsibly paraded their skeletal frames in public, perpetuating harmful beauty standards,” Swarbrick said at a […]